2 glasses of wine and you feeling fine

You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication — forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance.
Laura Jayne Martin (via nnamu)

(Source: turquoisebeads)

shit is about to get real.


Siri and I are on speaking terms again

There are questions that you don’t ask because you’re afraid of the answers to them.
Agatha Christie, The Moving Finger (via larmoyante)

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it