Siri and I are on speaking terms again
Agatha Christie, The Moving Finger (via larmoyante)
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
He’s Just Not That Into You (via seabelle)
I think Joel just made an artificial orgasm.
However, when one tastes a real orgasm, it’s salty and gross, and doesn’t taste like dessert…
So many tears for two door cinema :(((