Siri and I are on speaking terms again

There are questions that you don’t ask because you’re afraid of the answers to them.
Agatha Christie, The Moving Finger (via larmoyante)

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.
He’s Just Not That Into You (via seabelle)

(Source: allforthemems)

I think Joel just made an artificial orgasm.

However, when one tastes a real orgasm, it’s salty and gross, and doesn’t taste like dessert…

So many tears for two door cinema :(((